The Alternative MR MEN

We at Magic Penguin have always been big fans of Roger Hargreaves loveable characters 'The Mr Men' and to a lesser extent 'The Little Miss'(they aren't particularly small compared to the Mr Men so why are they called 'Little' Miss? And why aren't they called the Miss Women? And why are none of them married?). So as a tribute we have created some of our own memorable characters that we think Mr Hargreaves might like (but probably wouldn't). We hope you like them and if you don't we hope you keep your opinions to yourself because if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all!

MR. AXE MURDERER
(he looks so normal)

MR. FEET FOR HANDS AND HANDS FOR FEET

MR. HUMPTY GANGSTER

MR. FLAT

MR. NEGATIVE

MR ALMOST INVISIBLE

LITTLE MISS SIAMESE TWINS

Now you can buy an Alternative Mr Men/Little Miss T-shirt!! Email here with your order, stating which character you'd like and your size.

*The Alternative Mr Men are a Magic Penguin creation and are not associated with the Roger Hargreaves Mr Men in any way. That should keep our lawyers happy.**
**Except we don't have any lawyers, and in any case if we did they probably wouldn't be happy because lawyers aren't really are they?***
***Actually that's quite a sweeping generalisation. I'm sure there's many a happy lawyer out there. It's just that I don't know any happy lawyers.****
****But that's because I don't know any lawyers at all. Hope that's cleared everything up!