Superheroes

Once we were on a train and we were bored and we started making up really crap superheroes to make the journey go faster. Anyway we quite liked the idea and decided to make it a feature on this website. So we did.

Ciderman When Geoff Twigly drinks his special apple based potion (available in most public houses) he becomes the amazing Ciderman! While the potion flows through his veins he possesses superhuman strength and incredibly enhanced reflexes... or rather he thinks he does. In fact he can barely walk in a straight line and he smells a bit funny. On the plus side, he's more than happy to start a fight with anyone, so just point him at the offending super villain and watch him go to work!

Ill Boy By day he is ordinary school boy Alfie Cabbage but at night, and often on rainy days he is Ill Boy. Thanks to a lack of Sanatogen multi vitamins, Ill Boy's immune system is unable to cope with the multitude of viruses and bugs that are prevalent in today's society. We're not actually sure why this makes him a superhero but to be honest we wouldn't want to get too close to him.

Train Boy Evil doers beware, for young Timmy Baldon possesses a rare gift. He can move with all the speed and power of a train. This may actually be a useful power if he was able to negotiate corners. He can't however. Also he has a mystifying allergy to leaves and he's always late.

Bureaucracy Man Alan Jobsworth is the mighty Bureaucracy Man! Wherever evil lurks, whenever liberty is threatened, he'll be there Provided, of course, that the form requesting his services has been filled out, correctly, in triplicate and returned to him with the appropriate references exactly four weeks prior to the date his services will be required. Otherwise, however much he'd like to help, there's really nothing he can do.

Chundercat Chundercat is a cat who throws up a lot. Which is pretty stupid when you think about it. We've got absolutly no idea what good he would be in any sort of combat situation but it's an amusing parody of the Thundercats is it not? Except there were obviously quite a few Thundercats and there is only one Chundercat mostly cos we couldn't be arsed to draw any more.